I can only imagine how many pounds this weighed. I needed to eat food, but I couldn't until I removed some of the shit. Nausea begins pounding me like waves crashing into the shore and the sweat begins soak me from head to toe. I went into the bathroom and tried every position and type of squat you could imagine. Wiping was oddly not too bad of a task. I'd have to take my pants off in front of everyone.
As if the TV couldnt be any crappier, the volume was stuck pretty low, I was greatful that I did not release any gas, and the feeling of relief overwhelmed me as I lost the baby that has formed inside of me.
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There must be a few neurons that connect directly from the brain to an ass switch that fires once the anus hits critical diameter. Mod posts Serious posts Megathread Breaking news Unfilter. A thick coating of green shit, dripping off the stall door. I felt tremendous amounts of mass moving through my system. I thought it was from the pain killers and from laying in bed for so long. I remember telling my brother to get help and he asked me if I was having a baby "NO!